All the surrounding members of the public were loudly dismembered after this photo was taken. Rest in Peace.

Things this person is good at : Skyrim, Wanking, Crying, Wanking, Wanking, Crying, Screaming, Wanking, Crying, Misanthropic Poetry about Skyrim/Wanking/Crying/Screaming.

Things this person is not good at : Everything else.

Things this person should never ever attempt again : Dressing up as Kane.

Not only is this obscured by someone's misspelt URL and lilac bedding, they haven't even bothered to attempt a mask. Would it be too much to ask for them to burn their face off a little?

Speechless.

Kane would not carry bags, or let someone mock him; especially when feeling this dejected and alone. Most of all, Kane would never wear fucking crocs.

If our subject here wasn't partially obscured by Jamey Jasta and an unknown member of Mushroomhead then this would make a good attempt. Levels of aggression seem good, but slightly askew when taken this out of context.

I'm not entirely sure what to make of this. A bizarre amalgamation of every frontman of every band in every issue of Kerrang ever; the real question isn't whether this is an effective image, but why this person was allowed out in public for this photo to even be taken.